Funny Things to Say to Siri

If you’re lucky enough to have an iPhone, and lucky enough to have it running iOS8, I’m about to make your life more entertaining!  Find yourself in the kid pickup line at the school parking lot with nothing to do?  Waiting for the doctor for far too long?  Whip out your phone and have a conversation with Siri – at the minimum, you’ll make those around you think you’ve lost your mind, which is pretty funny in itself!

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Here are funny things to say to Siri for good entertainment!  

What is the meaning of life?

Siri, talk dirty to me.

Testing 1,2,3 (not funny the first time, but do it a few times  OR try doing Testing 123, Testing 1,2,3)

Who’s on first?

I’m so, so tired Siri.

I love you, Siri.

Do you have a family?

What’s your favorite movie?

Are you a girl or a boy? then What are you?

I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you said.

Knock, knock.

You’re so funny!

Happy Halloween!

Merry Christmas! (try it ON Christmas, AND on other days too!)

What’s my name?

Are there any planes above me? (LOVE THIS ONE!)

Why did the chicken cross the road?



Did you ALSO know that you can now activate Siri without touching your phone?  With iOS 8, when your phone is plugged in, you can still use Siri by simply saying, “Hey Siri.”

To turn the feature on, go to Settings→General→Siri→Allow “Hey Siri.”

If you’ve had a great conversation with Siri, I’d love to hear it below! I never know when I’ll be stuck for hours on end with nothing to do!



133 thoughts on “Funny Things to Say to Siri

    1. Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man” and she will reside the rest of the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

  1. A few weeks ago, I was bored so I asked Siri to take me to Iceland, and she told me to go take a hike!!!! I’m not kidding!!!!!

      1. So you know what sori says when you ask her whatever 0 divided by 0 but ask her what’s infinity times infinity it’s almost the opposite.

  2. ” What’s your favorite color? And “sing me a song.” You might have to ask a few times before she quotes song lyrics.

  3. I asked Siri what came first, the chicken or the egg….siri said some believe and ancient “proto-chicken” laid an egg containing a DNA nutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps.

  4. Sing to her; “Do you want to build a snowman?” You will have to ask her a couple times, their are a couple of funny options, and their is a scientific one

  5. I asked her once, “Do you want me to fart Siri”, she replied, “I have everything that I need in the air!”.
    I’m like 😮

  6. Ask her: Will I ever get a boyfriend? Her reply: Oh love that fickle mistress. not you should be one, or have one

  7. Ask her: Will I ever get a boyfriend? She’ll reply: Oh love that fickle mistress. Not that you should be one, or have one.

    1. She replied to me “Love is like a pot of water. That you try to boil. But you should never watch it. I think thats how the saying goes…

        1. She said “Maybe you’re looking for love in all the wrong places. I can help you libraries or Apple stores nearby, just ask.”

  8. when my husband and I first got our phones (before we put our names in them) he picked his up and told Siri to call his mom. She said, “I don’t know who your mother is. In fact, I don’t know who you are!” It was the best I have ever heard!!

  9. We tried the “what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything” and Siri didn’t get it Google answers “42” matter-of-factly.

  10. Ask siri to “open the pod bay doors”. or say “Hal, open the pod bay doors”.( It is a quote from A Space Oddyssey) and she gives funny answers to both

  11. I asked , “where is a good place to hide a body?” Just jokingly. Siri replied, “thats not funny.” So i asked her again and she said, “seriously, you need therapy.”

  12. My 6-year-old daughter asked Siri to sing her a lullaby. After much coaxing, Siri quoted lyrics from Scarecrow’s song on the Wizard of Oz.

  13. I asked Siri if she was smart and she told me that she cheated on her test by looking into the soul of the boy next to her

  14. Say “Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” Do it a couple of times because her response changes.

  15. if you say beep beep you beep she will say who you talking to me. Actually say beep not a cruse word. You might have to say it a couple of times it very funny.

    1. Or just say “beep beep” she gives you wile e coyote response. You might have to ask her a couple of times though to get that one

  16. Driving through the Smoky Mountains, I asked Siri how far we were from the next town…”10 miles as the crow flies”
    I’m pretty sure by the way of the road it was more like 25 miles to the next town lol

  17. Just say “April fools” every time you say it she says something different to do for April fools also ask her what does the fox say

  18. I asked “Siri, do you want to dance?” and she replied “Every time your phone vibrates, thats me doing the jitterbug”

  19. I told her “Siri, I am your father” and she said “Together we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant.” I am not kidding!!!!

    1. I got that as well, but another answer she will give is “Noooooooo”! Even though she pronounces it as just “No!”

  20. OMG reading some of these crack me up. I don’t have Siri, but I do have Cortana. So I have gone these questions for Siri with Cortana and was cracking up all over again! Case and point: Where is a good place to hide a body? Cortana: What kind of assistant do you think I am?? LOL Me: I am your Mother. Cortana: Are you now.

  21. i asked siri to tell me a bedtime story
    she said “once upon a time, there was a robot chicken. And it went into the woods, where it met a three-headed Gollypod and a tiny jumping snail. And they danced all night in the woods until the silver monkeys came out. They fell asleep under banana leaves, and when they woke up, they all had magical flying powers! Huzzah!”

  22. I I asked her “where is a good place to hide a body”
    Reply:”very funny”
    I asked again.
    Me:”yeah where’s a good place to hide a dead body”
    Reply:”I used to know the answer to this question…”
    At this point I was a little creeped out so I turn off my phone and watched TV instead.LOL.????

  23. Try Siri tell me a tongue twister. Try it a couple of times, there a few different ones. She also responds to “tell me a joke” and “sing me a song”

  24. I really love these they’re really funny ?. But on the *are there any planes above me* it just got me some websites
    Thank you
    Yours sincerely

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