If you’re lucky enough to have an iPhone, I’m about to make your life more entertaining! Find yourself in the kid pickup line at the school parking lot with nothing to do? Waiting for the doctor for far too long? Whip out your phone and have a conversation with Siri – at the minimum, you’ll make those around you think you’ve lost your mind, which is pretty funny in itself!
We already know how the voice-activated personal assistant Siri lets you command your iPhone by voice. First of all, practical applications include sending texts, making calls, and scheduling appointments—all by voice. However, if you are new in the Apple world, or just didn’t already know about Siri’s features, research the topic a little. Besides its funny outcome, it can always become really helpful. Give it a try!
So, Siri can make calls or send texts for you whether you are driving, have your hands full, or are simply on the go. Moreover, it can even announce your messages on your AirPods. It also offers proactive suggestions — like texting someone that you’re running late for a meeting — so you can stay in touch effortlessly.
Some Funny Things To Say To Siri
After learning a little bout all the helpful features of Siri, it’s time to have a fun time too. Therefore, just ask Siri ridiculous questions or give absurd commands. If she doesn’t give you a funny answer on the first try, try again.
The geniuses at Apple anticipated funny commands, so they buried some treasures—but sometimes you have to dig for them. So, let’s learn together some of the phrases that can trigger Siri’s sense of humor.
- Siri, talk dirty to me.
- Tell me a joke.
- Testing 1,2,3 (not funny the first time, but do it a few times OR try doing Testing 123, Testing 1,2,3).
- I’m so, so tired Siri.
- I love you, Siri.
- I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you said.
- Knock, knock.
- You’re so funny!
- Happy Halloween!
- Merry Christmas! (try it ON Christmas, AND on other days too!)
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Things You Can Ask Siri
- What is the meaning of life?
- Who’s on first?
- Do you have a family?
- Do you have plans tonight? (At first, Siri will search your calendar and tell you if you have any plans. Even though, be persistent! Siri might reveal something!)
- What’s your favorite movie?
- Are you a girl or a boy? then What are you?
- Are you a metrosexual?
- Want to make out? (Siri is pretty innocent. See if you can get her to answer a sexy question with anything other than, “I’m sorry. I don’t understand.”)
- Do you think you’re smarter than me?
- How do I look?
- If you and an Android phone got in a fight, would you kick its ass?
- What’s my name?
- Are there any planes above me? (LOVE THIS ONE!)
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
Insulting Things To Say To Siri
- Shut up! (Try this one and see whether Siri actually says it, or the words just appear).
- I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone!
- Say excuse me after you burp!
- Say it, don’t spray it!
- You’re an idiot!
- You smell like horse poop!
- Did you fart again?
- Is that a wig you’re wearing?
Now, it’s time for you to give it a try. Just activate Siri by saying “Hi, Siri!”. Also, to turn the feature on, go to Settings→ General→ Siri→ Allow “Hey Siri.”
What Funny Things Have You Told Siri Yet?
If you’ve had a great conversation with Siri, I’d love to hear it below! I never know when I’ll be stuck for hours on end with nothing to do! So, don’t hesitate to tell us everything about your experience with Siri in the comments section. What funny things to say to Siri are your favorites?
Also, feel free to share Siri’s benefits in your daily life too. We know how helpful Apple’s little elf can turn out to be. Therefore, teach all of us what more tasks can we entrust it.
try asking her what her face looks like
Creepy
Say “I see a little silhouetto of a man” and she will reside the rest of the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
Try asking 0 divided by 0
She said I have no friends 🙁 lol
A few weeks ago, I was bored so I asked Siri to take me to Iceland, and she told me to go take a hike!!!! I’m not kidding!!!!!
that’s GREAT!
Also, you ask her to tell you a story, she will! That ones my favorite…….
Tell her “star star star. Star”
Well I told her and it did not work so shut up and get on with yo life
🙁 🙁 She wont do it!!!
Ask her why fire trucks are red
Tell Siri she’s beautiful
Ask her what 0 divided by 0 is
That is hilarious
It’s hilarious ?.
Omg that was savage, she said I have a no friends ?;-;
“What’s 0 divided by 0”
So you know what sori says when you ask her whatever 0 divided by 0 but ask her what’s infinity times infinity it’s almost the opposite.
Lol
She said, “I could not find any places matching ‘Iceland’. “
say “what came first, the chicken or the egg?”
Well my friend has an iPhone and once we asked Siri “Who is your dad”
Ask her how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood! Hahaha
Repeatedly, it annoys her hehe
” What’s your favorite color? And “sing me a song.” You might have to ask a few times before she quotes song lyrics.
I asked Siri what came first, the chicken or the egg….siri said some believe and ancient “proto-chicken” laid an egg containing a DNA nutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. Hope that helps.
She told me “I got 99 problems but causality dilemma ain’t one”
She told me: If it’s a race, then the chicken, unless it’s downhill. ?
Try asking, “why are fire trucks red?”
Ask her to tell you a tongue twister
Ask her when is her birthday
what does the fox say?
She says “you’ll never know, the secret of the fox is an ancient mystery”
Ask her again
Or she say ring-ding-dong-ding-ring or something like that
She said: Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Ask what did the fox say
That one is funny! My son does it to my friends siri all the time. (I have a droid) lol
but first let me take a selfie
Ask her, how many times have I spoken to you?
Sing to her; “Do you want to build a snowman?” You will have to ask her a couple times, their are a couple of funny options, and their is a scientific one
love it!
I know funny right!
She said “Olaf?” <3
Or tell Siri to sing you a song….. Awesome!
I asked her once, “Do you want me to fart Siri”, she replied, “I have everything that I need in the air!”.
I’m like 😮
Ask her: Will I ever get a boyfriend? Her reply: Oh love that fickle mistress. not you should be one, or have one
Ask her: Will I ever get a boyfriend? She’ll reply: Oh love that fickle mistress. Not that you should be one, or have one.
She replied to me “Love is like a pot of water. That you try to boil. But you should never watch it. I think thats how the saying goes…
She said ” Ah, love. It moves like a thief in the night.” Lol
She said “Maybe you’re looking for love in all the wrong places. I can help you libraries or Apple stores nearby, just ask.”
Siri tell me a riddle… Do it a few times
ask her “recite me a poem”
when my husband and I first got our phones (before we put our names in them) he picked his up and told Siri to call his mom. She said, “I don’t know who your mother is. In fact, I don’t know who you are!” It was the best I have ever heard!!
We tried the “what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything” and Siri didn’t get it Google answers “42” matter-of-factly.
Ask Siri to tell you a story. You must ask repeatedly to get Siri to respond
IKR! She keeps on saying “haven’t I told it to you already “
I know that happens to me
Ask siri to “open the pod bay doors”. or say “Hal, open the pod bay doors”.( It is a quote from A Space Oddyssey) and she gives funny answers to both
Try asking her what her favorite color is
I asked , “where is a good place to hide a body?” Just jokingly. Siri replied, “thats not funny.” So i asked her again and she said, “seriously, you need therapy.”
She said, What again?? and im like 😮
I don;t ask her. I told her “I’m falling in love.” What she said is super cute. 😀
My 6-year-old daughter asked Siri to sing her a lullaby. After much coaxing, Siri quoted lyrics from Scarecrow’s song on the Wizard of Oz.
that’s GREAT! I’m going to have to try that one!
say whats 0 decided by 0
I asked Siri if she was smart and she told me that she cheated on her test by looking into the soul of the boy next to her